The Kardashians?
Keeping up is hard to do.
Stick with the Joneses.

The best thing to be
in sunny Arizona?
Scandinavian!

I feel that I've come
a long way for somebody
born with no clothes on.

Matter from lost socks
comes back to our universe
as wire coat hangers.

With two little boys
comes a new phenomenon.
Stereo howling.

My first camera,
turned my whole world upside down
on its ground glass screen.