Man drowns in muesli
after having been pulled in
by a strong currant.

Pirate earrings sale
One dollar a piece. Not bad
for a buccaneer.

Slow down to wave to
those folks on the grassy knoll
What harm could it do?

You seem tense Brutus
Come give your old pal a hug
What harm could it do?

Bidding on ebay,
like basketball; all about
the last five minutes

I see no icebergs!
Just keep it full steam ahead
What harm could it do?